Donni Saphire, Donni, a Chicago based comedian and writer, for funny, often absurdist tidbits like “ ‘Hop in the shower.’ -Kangaroo shower advice” and “ Armed to the teeth with tiny tooth arms.” Tweet 10. Jennings’ tweets are almost exclusively jokes - punny dad humor: “ I don’t know anything about dogs but someday I want to own a whippet named Devo.” Tweet 9. Ken Jennings, holder of the longest-ever winning streak and the title of Greatest of All Time (GOAT) Jeopardy contestant also happens to be darn hilarious on Twitter. His humor is mostly topical, so when you’re burned out on current events, pop over to his timeline for a humorous spin on the news. Stephen Colbert, difficult not to be amused by Stephen Colbert’s goofy, throwaway takes on just about anything. Pour Me Coffee, Me Coffee’s goal is to be “Funny and/or interesting.” And that’s just what he delivers - in the form of political satire, interesting facts, images, and wry takes on current events and sports.ĭespite his popularity, no one knows who is behind the account. He once wrote, “ When the phone rings at Meryl Streep’s house, do you think she says, ‘Don’t answer it, it’s just another one of those Oscar nominations?’“Īnd sometimes he’s a bit more random: “ When someone calls me pretentious, the white gloves come off.” Either way, he’s always funny.
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